48. Bunfight at the O.K. Tea Rooms

48. Bunfight at the O.K. Tea Rooms

28 April 1975

Bunfight is perhaps unique in the Goodies oeuvre, in that it can be appreciated without any knowledge whatever of the 1970s or contemporary celebrities. There are no Eddie Waring impersonations, no throwaway digs at David Frost or Nicholas Parsons. Instead, the Super Chaps throw themselves (in Graeme’s case, quite literally) into a full-bore spoof of the wild west… and what a spoof it is!

We begin with the Goodies in dire, impecunious straits. Tim is mending his handkerchief (patching it with an old pair of trousers). Bill resorts to smashing his piggy bank (or trying to). Only Graeme is sanguine. Indeed, he enters the room in upbeat, banjo-strumming high spirits… having spent all their money on gold prospecting gear!

Pictures: Graeme, laden with prospecting gear.

Dialogue from the episode:
Graeme: Never mind your tooth. By the time we’ve finished, you can have a mouthful of these. You can have gold arms and legs if you want to. Come on, all the gear’s outside on the mule.
Bill: Oi! Oi, wait a minute. What do you mean, mules, mine detectors, all that stuff? That must have cost you a fortune.
Graeme: Yeah, of course it did. Why do you think we’re broke?

The lads make their way to the wild frontier (of Cornwall!), following a map whose ‘X’ appears helpfully transposed onto the ground where Graeme is standing (cf. Series 2’s ‘The Lost Tribe’), bearing the mule that is supposed to be hauling their gear.[1] The mule, of course, proves a recurring source of laughs, most notably when Graeme steals the march on Bill and Tim in staking the trio’s cream claim, and, in classic contrast to, say, taking the last horse, is slowed down considerably by having to puff and pant and carry his steed into town.

The red donkey from ‘Rome Antics’, plus four pictures of the ‘Bunfight’ donkey being enticed, dumped, carried, and fallen off of.

The Goodies always worked to their own logic. Thus, firstly, the old tin mine:

Picture: Graeme empties a bag full of old tins over Tim.

Dialogue from the episode:
Tim: Oh, you’re not still looking, are you? You’re loony. There’s no gold here.
Graeme: No gold? Out here? In the wild and woolly west?
Bill: Graeme, we are in Cornwall.
Graeme: Yeah, well, I know we’re in Cornwall. But I’ve been out looking around, and you’ll never guess what I’ve just found in an old tin mine.
Tim: Gold?
Graeme: No. Old tins... and this.
Tim: What?
Graeme: Gold ore.
Tim: Ore?
Graeme: Or something else.

…then, since they are in Cornwall, striking a rich vein of cream, and thence to the splendiferous ‘Old West’ Rube Goldberg machine whereby the entire point of the mining operation—carried out by Tim and Bill, overseen by a whip-cracking Graeme seated in a rocking chair—is the pouring of fresh cream into cups pulled along by a lettuce-enticed tortoise… said cups then being used to season Graeme’s bowl of strawberries!

Bill and Tim hard at work mining cream; Graeme in rocking chair, powering the Old West Rube Goldberg Machine; a lettuce-induced tortoise pulling cups of cream!

In quintessential Goodies fashion, two of the super chaps (Bill and Tim) are set against the third (Graeme). The tent scenes are astutely handled, providing laughs in a micro bottle–episode environment before a further escalation in absurdity: the pulling of the tent pegs reveals a second strike, this time in strawberry jam, and a buried treasure of scones! This quickly gives rise to the instant-classic recurring joke of Bill and Tim’s disagreement as to how to pronounce the word ‘scone’, said spat popping up later in the episode (sublimely inserted into the ‘Bunfight’ narration) and in future Goodies outings ‘Daylight Robbery on the Orient Express’ (Series 6) and ‘Goodies and Politics’ (Series 8).

Quite frankly, every aspect of ‘Bunfight at the O.K. Tea Rooms’ is spot-on: the incidental piano music (Fred Tomlinson as pianist); Bill’s compositions (‘Working the Line’, a toe-tapping hoedown that would be re-recorded with faux-comedic sensibilities for The New Goodies LP; the ever recrudescent ‘Square Dance’ instrumental; and ‘Bunfight’, whose masterful meld of music and visuals must surely constitute the most satisfying ending ever to a Goodies episode); the costumes (Tim a lumberjack-styled rube; Bill in his outsized Davy Crockett hat; Graeme the sophisticated gambler); the all-in card game with toast and gingernuts (and Graeme’s concealed toaster!); the descent into tomato sauce-squirting showdown (‘face-to-faces’; Graeme’s ‘eleven paces’ stratagem)…

…but enough of this waxing lyrical. ‘Bunfight’, though raising no issues or social commentary, is comedy in its purest form—a rich strike indeed! More than any other episode, this one speaks, sings and six-shoots for itself…!

Jacob Edwards, 28 April 2025

Tweets:

Tim and Bill (in frontier, prospecting garb) face off against Graeme (the dandified gambler).
Pictures: Tim and Bill converse with a dummy of Graeme—consisting of a pillow, coat, gold-panning tin, mop head, two cups and a banana.

Dialogue from the episode:

Bill: What a rotten night, eh? Didn’t sleep a wink, you know.
Tim: Neither did I. Still, it was worth it, eh, Graeme? Yeah, not surprised you’ve got nothing to say for yourself. You ought to be ashamed, you.
Bill: Yeah, should be ashamed of yourself, Graeme, you should.
Tim: You see, he’s never at his best first thing.
Bill: Well, he’s got to wake up, hasn’t he, ‘cause we’ve all got to go into town and file the claim, make the money, and— oi, Graeme. Come on, wake up. Why have you got a mop on your— Graeme? Oi! That’s not Graeme!
Tim: Who is it, then?
Bill: Don’t know. Who are you?
Tim: Hey, we’ve been duped!
As described.
The Goodies playing poker, using toast for cards and gingernuts for chips.
A wooden sign proclaiming: GOODIES CREAM MINE, KEEP OUT!
Tim and Bill, standing beside their tent, confront Graeme on his mule.

[1] As so often with the Goodies, one is left to wonder whether the script called for a mule, or whether they had one lying around (from ‘Rome Antics’?) and merely incorporated it into the mayhem.

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